Stickboy reckons we're playing on both main stages at Big Day Out.
Finger's reckons we need a new manager. maybe a new drummer. definately a new manager.
who ever heard of a 6 tonne metal band, the heaviest in the world, changing stages mid festival?
they better have some really clever meatbags sorting this out.
That manager of ours sent me a text message just before and told us we're playing on the main stage at the Big Day Out.
Of course everyone knows there's two main stages at Big Day Out, so I asked him which one?
He said both!!!!
a few of you meatbags have been asking about our setlist. well, here it is, so far.
we've got a few more on the way. if you want to suggest a song, join the fanclub. in the mean time, you can see us at the Big Day Out 2013.
Ace of Spades - Motorhead (check it on MeatTube)
Bad - No Means No
Banana Splits - Theme Tune (short version)
Blitzkrieg Bop - Ramones
Bullet in the Head - RATM
I Love Rock & Roll - Joan Jett
Ironman - Black Sabbath
Rock 'n' Roll - Led Zepplin
Rumble - Link Wray
Should I Stay or Go - Clash
Teen Spirit - Nirvana
TNT - AC/DC
Unsung - Helmut
Whole Lotta Love - Led Zepplin
Wilmas Rainbow - Helmut
someone said I should make a spotify playlist of our setlist. no way. why would I want to help you listen to a bunch of meatbags playing our songs? we'll make a spotify playlist when our album comes out.
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hey stick boy. what stage are we on? better not be that craptastic thing you played on in 2008.
hey meatbags. stickboy here. we've just been added to the 2013 big day out. this promises to be our biggest show yet. fantastic.
there's a post about us on the big day out website. go and check it out.
i better go and text fingers. maybe he'll get excited about this?
someone just asked me what would happen to me when the singularity hits. now, I maybe a incredible guitar player, but I had know idea what the fuck he was talking about.
so i went and looked it up. apparently, it could be when i get smarter than you. also it could be when I get really really small. also, it might be a black hole. also something about some big arse robot called skynet.
now I don't need to be smarter than you to play the guitar the way I do, and I don't need to be any smaller. i've never been hit by a black hole, but i don't think it's going to hurt me that much. i am made of fucking metal.
so, perhaps i need a new definition of singularity. i know. it's "the one". you know, the number that comes after "four". so you know what i'm going to do when the singularity hits?
play 3 more beats whilst i wait for that fucker to come around again.
did you meatbags see that last post from fingers? I thought he would have been happy just playing guitar. you can't please anybody.
stickboy just sent me a txt message saying we're changing management. i didn't know we had a manager. always the last to know.
or perhaps that's changing now. new manager thinks we need a bass player. obviously he doesn't know that i can play bass, rhythm and lead at the same time. it's not that hard, especially when you have 78 fingers and no opposable thumbs.
don't get what the big deal is. perhaps it's a sonic thing. perhaps he thinks we actually just need more bass, rather than a bass line. whatever.
apparently this new manager has got some new gigs planned. yay. perhaps we'll get to learn some new songs. maybe i'll be able to just play rhythm and lead rather than have to bring all the rock.
in any case it will be great not being the youngest member of the band. and i'll have the most fingers. i mean he'll be lucky if he's got 16.
hey meatbags. stickboy here. i thought i would welcome you to our new website. thanks for visiting. check out our videos, read a bit about us, and join our fan club.
we'll be appearing at a gig near you real soon.